Crystal Shores has been invaded by Pirates.

on July 20, 2012

The scallywags be havin’ transformed our marina into Tortuga!   They be havin’ commandeered our gas docks an’ be forcin’ us t’ sell gas less expensive than ere else on th’ lake!   They be havin’ re-decorated Waller`s , an’ be dollin’ ou’ grog by th’ tankards, an’ gruel by th’ bowls. They be havin’ e’en forced Smith Mountain Yacht Club t’ sell new an’ used boats at great prices.  Come by an’ join th’ fun, but dasn’t be surprised if yer boat be boarded an’ ye be gi’en th’ choice t’ become a seafarin’ hearty yersef, or WALK TH’ PLANK!